Mr. Twerkland || Drunk!England x ReaderMr. Twerkland || Drunk!England x Reader by KatelinLikesFeenie
England...?, you spoke his name like a question and raised confused an eyebrow.
What dafuq are you doing in my kitchen? You were about to give him a cool gesture and a 'Get the fuck out'.
Oh, love! While you were taking a nap I decided to surprise you with some yummy scones! How did you slept by the way?
Not this again. The last time you had the talk with him about his cooking it ended up with him sulking in a corner and then getting drunk in the nearest pub, while you were hitting the wall with you head over and over again, before you took a break from it and decided to hit the table instead.
Arthur... Didn't we have talked already about the whole cooking and baking thing not a while ago?, you asked as you stood uneasily in the door frame and watched your friend how he mixed the ingredients together. And I slept well, thank you for your concern..., you murmured with a faint smile.
Of course we did
I am not an artist at all! I have no talent for art. I can't draw paint, sculpt, sew. My hands shake too much to be good at any of those things. Seeing as how Parkinson's disease runs in my family. It wouldn't surprise me if I developed it. I however might try might hand at photography once I purchase a digital camera. All the things you see on my page aren't made by me. I just buy things I like and deviantart seemed like a good way to be able to share these items with others. Besides these items I share here are hand made by artists and are 3D works of art so what better place to show them off than deviantart even if I didn't make them myself!|
I forgot to mention I share this account with my teenage daughter Brandy. She loves Japanese anime. She is the one .that favourites or comments on anime stuff.
In case you were wondering why I chose this name it is because I worship The DARK LORD. But don't worry I don't eat babies or torture kitties or any other such nonsense attributed to Satan Worshipers. Most Satan worshipers have nothing to do with that shit. The trouble making teenagers who claim to worship Satan are the ones who do that shit. They just use Satanism as a way to act out. They end up leaving Satanism when they grow up because they weren't in it for Lord Satan.
We are just normal people who for one reason or other decided that Lord Satan was going to be our Lord and Master.